Team Totally Awesome
Posted: 08 Jun 2004
Shit. There's not much to say about this one, we're afraid.
1 part Vodka
First off, here are the directions:
1 part Creme de Cocoa
1 part Club Soda
Place your hand over the top of the glass, slam it on the table, and enjoy the frothy brown mixture.
Jesus, where to start? First off, as you might be able to see in the pictures, there's no "frothy brown mixture" to speak of. In fact, there was nothing brown in it. That's where we began to suspect something was awry. "Well, maybe it'll react somehow." No, no reaction in there. In fact, the only reaction was when the club soda exploded upon opening the bottle. Note: do not buy club soda when half drunk.
But wait, there's more.
The "more" in question is that it tastes like ass. That can also probably be discerned from the photos. We're going to have to give this one a hearty thumbs down unless we somehow did it wrong. Is Creme de Cacao supposed to be brown, maybe? Who the fuck knows. Anyway, avoid this one and know that Team Totally Awesome totally took one for the team. And by that, we mean you. Stay away.