Team Totally Awesome
Posted: 31 May 2004
Well, folks, here it is -- the TTA Shot of the Week is Tequila Body Shots.
Let's get right down to business.
The first step is to lick the hot chick. Neck, chest, wrist, it doesn't so much matter. Well, actually, it does. You'll figure that part out eventually, though. Now dose that slicked area liberally with salt. Once you've done that, fill aformentioned shot glass with tequila. Place the glass in the hot chick's cleavage and stick the wedge of lime in her mouth, with the sour part facing out. This may seem like a contradiction in tastes but, again, you'll have to trust us on this one.
Here's the tricky part, see. Lick that salt, grab the shot glass with your teeth, down it, drop the glass, grab that lime outta her mouth, and bite that shit.
You heard me.
At this point, make sure that Philippe isn't making out with your girlfriend. That's an important part, as it always is. If you've done it correctly, you'll feel pretty good once it's done. This is definitely one of those ones you want to repeat until you're on the floor. There are two choices -- unconscious or with the hot chick, and we leave that up to you. Choose, but choose wisely.