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Shot of the Week: Red Headed Slut

Author: Tony
Posted: 16 Aug 2004

Nothing is ever simple here at TTA Headquarters. Even the relatively easy Shot of the Week got all complicated (and expensive) this time around. And, yet, we persevere to bring you top-quality information and entertainment, eschewing all thoughts of obligation to ourselves in light of our obligation to you, our readers...

Maybe I should just shut the fuck up and get on with this.

Redheads. You know them. You love them. You'd step over your own mother to get one.

Well, this is one redhead you just have to step up to the bar to get, which is precisely what we did this week. So, without further ado, I bring you the story of, and the recipe for, the Red Headed Slut.

With Johnson on vacation, I needed a stand-in photographer for this shot. I bribed my friend, Jen, who won't join the Boobsquad but is cool anyway, with the promise of free beer if she helped me out this week, gathered a running crew, and made plans to head to the bar after work.

You know about the best-laid plans of mice and men.

As work got out, only Jen was to be found. So, slightly miffed but determined, we set off. Aside from the fact that the sign for the People's Republik is currently being repaired and cannot be photographed, everything goes smoothly. The shot is suggested by our bartender, ordered, and drank. The pictures are taken, and an after-shot beer is enjoyed before we head out.

Then the running crew rolls in. With a taste for shots. My wallet was painfully thin but I have my responsibilities, so another round is ordered.

I wasn't complaining, mind you. I also have a taste for shots.

Thankfully, Mr. Tim of was with us that night, and he threw down for the next round. He was curious as to what was in this shot, as I'm sure everyone else is by now. So, I laid it down for him. To make a Red Headed Slut, you'll have to put the following into an extra-large shot glass:

  • 1 part Jagermeister
  • 1 part Peach Schnapps
  • 1 part Cranberry Juice

    These three things in a glass only equal one thing: delicious. As much as I hate Jager, I love this shot. It tastes like Jell-O. It's also a pleasing red color, hence the name.

    So, again, we have a shot that gets my endorsement and recommendation. It tastes good, it smells good, and it's a redhead that won't slap you for picking her up and slamming her down seconds after meeting. Go crazy with it.

  • The People's Republik is located at 876 Massachusetts Ave
    Cambridge, MA 02139.

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