Things Your Mother Warned You About

Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll. What are you doing this weekend? Would you like a suggestion?

Shot of the Week

• Jell-O Shots

Miscellaneous

• Bobbing For Nips

Drugs 101

• Drugs 101: Fucking heroin

Shot of the Week

• Shot of the Week: John Harvard's beer sampler

Drugs 101

• Drugs 101: GHB -- Grievous Bodily Harm
• Drugs 101: Reefer madness!

Miscellaneous

• How to Score, part two: Opie's adventure

Shot of the Week

• Shot of the Week: Calvados
• Shot of the Week: Apathetic Bartender Mixer
• Shot of the Week: Bubba Slush

Drugs 101

• Drugs 101: Peyote
• Drugs 101: DXM

Shot of the Week

• Shot of the Week: Jolly Rancher
• Shot of the Week: Red Headed Slut
• Shot of the Week: B-52

Drugs 101

• Drugs 101: Stupid fucking inhalants

Miscellaneous

• How to Score, part one: Abelnomics

Drugs 101

• Drugs 101: Opium. A drug so good we just had to make a bagel out of it
• Drugs 101: Nitrous

Shot of the Week

• Shot of the Week: The Three Wisemen
• Shot of the Week: Chocolate Cake and The Commitment

Drugs 101

• Drugs 101: Absinthe
• Drugs 101: Steroids, with shrinking-testicle goodness!

Shot of the Week

• Shot of the Week: Kamikaze

Miscellaneous

• A tattooing primer

Shot of the Week

• Shot of the Week: Fuckin' A
• Shot of the Week: That Blue Stuff

Drugs 101

• Drugs 101: Crystal meth

Shot of the Week

• Shot of the Week: Santorum

Drugs 101

• Drugs 101: Magic mushrooms

Shot of the Week

• Shot of the Week: Tequila Body Shots

Drugs 101

• Drugs 101: Yes, a little LSD is all I need.

Shot of the Week

• Shot of the Week: Mudslide

Drugs 101

• Drugs 101: XTC. Crank up the dance music and break out the glowsticks
• Drugs 101: Cocaine. Be like Clapton! Impress your friends!

Shot of the Week

• Shot of the Week: Whiskey? Yes, please.