Things Your Mother Warned You About

Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll. What are you doing this weekend? Would you like a suggestion?

Drugs 101

• Drugs 101: GHB -- Grievous Bodily Harm
• Drugs 101: Reefer madness!
• Drugs 101: Peyote
• Drugs 101: DXM
• Drugs 101: Stupid fucking inhalants
• Drugs 101: Opium. A drug so good we just had to make a bagel out of it
• Drugs 101: Nitrous
• Drugs 101: Absinthe
• Drugs 101: Steroids, with shrinking-testicle goodness!
• Drugs 101: Crystal meth
• Drugs 101: Magic mushrooms
• Drugs 101: Yes, a little LSD is all I need.
• Drugs 101: XTC. Crank up the dance music and break out the glowsticks
• Drugs 101: Cocaine. Be like Clapton! Impress your friends!

Shot of the Week

• Jell-O Shots
• Shot of the Week: John Harvard's beer sampler
• Shot of the Week: Calvados
• Shot of the Week: Apathetic Bartender Mixer
• Shot of the Week: Bubba Slush
• Shot of the Week: Jolly Rancher
• Shot of the Week: Red Headed Slut
• Shot of the Week: B-52
• Shot of the Week: The Three Wisemen
• Shot of the Week: Chocolate Cake and The Commitment
• Shot of the Week: Kamikaze
• Shot of the Week: Fuckin' A
• Shot of the Week: That Blue Stuff
• Shot of the Week: Santorum
• Shot of the Week: Tequila Body Shots
• Shot of the Week: Mudslide
• Shot of the Week: Whiskey? Yes, please.

Miscellaneous

• Xmas Drinks Spectacular 2: cold drinks
• Xmas Drinks Spectacular 1: hot drinks
• Bobbing For Nips
• How to Score, part two: Opie's adventure
• How to Score, part one: Abelnomics
• A tattooing primer