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Shark Tale

Author: Philippe
Posted: 11 Oct 2004

http://www.thezreview.co.uk/posters/s/sharktale.htmHello one and all and welcome to my fantastic review of Shark Tale.

Chock full of stars and rockin and rolling all through the sea.

Eh.

Now, don't get me wrong. I liked the movie. I laughed a few times, and when I did I laughed hard, but I tend to expect just a bit more from Dreamworks.

To tell you the truth, it all seemed just a bit forced. There were certain characters that I absolutely loved. For instance, Doug E. Dough and Ziggy Marley playing some rasta jellyfish. The other characters just seemed like regular people instead of cartoons. I don't know if that makes any sense.

Also, you pretty much knew the end of the film from the get-go. So, yes. Good movie, a thousand times better than Ice Age, but not nearly as good as the Shrek series.

Definitely a film that you can rent or, alternatively, watch at someone's house. If they already happen to own it. And it's on in the background...

While you're getting head...

and smoking a joint...

A good old fashioned master blaster while watching some fish on TV. Sounds pretty good to me!

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