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Transitive property

Author: Mitch
Posted: 01 Aug 2004 knowledge (A) is power (B), then A = B.

If power (B) corrupts, (C), then B = C.

If A = B and B = C, then A = C.

Ergo, knowledge corrupts.

If power corrupts (B = C), and absolute power (Bsub2) corrupts absolutely (Csub2), then Bsub2 = Csub2. God is the source of all knowledge (Asub2), then Asub2 = Csub2.

Ergo, God is the most corrupt motherfucker they is.

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