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Rest in peace, Ol' Dirty Bastard

Author: Team Totally Awesome
Posted: 19 Nov 2004

Ahh, ODB. We hardly knew ya.

Well, actually, we did.

We knew you saved a four-year-old girl from a car accident in 1998. We also know you stormed the stage of the Grammys the next night, during Shawn Colvin's acceptance speech for Song of the Year, to proclaim the shame in the fact you'd bought new threads to accept the award for Best Rap Album that y'all lost to Puffy.

We know that you once took a limo to pick up your welfare check, with three of your (at least) thirteen children. Have to respect that move.

We know you rapped over the phone from prison for the last Wu-Tang album, and that you broke out of mandated rehab and showed up for the release party for The W in Philly.

We know you've been shot (at least) three times.

Can't fuck with that shit.

Rest in peace.

Ol' Dirty Bastard, Dirt McGirt, Osirus, Big Baby Jesus, rest in peace.

We couldn't understand a damn word you said, but here's a shot...

Are you a warrior?
Slicin' shit like a samurai, the Ol' Dirty Bastard
Ol' dirty clan of terrorists
Comin' atcha ass like a sorceress shootin' that piss
Niggas be gettin on my fucking nerves
Words they be kickin' make me wanna kick they fucking ass to the curb
I got funky fresh, like the old specialist
I'm a carrier, messenger, bury ya
This experience is for the whole experience
Let it be applied, then drop that science

Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.

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