"Yah, Misty. That's it. Come over here...I like the way you look in that thong" said Kerri Walsh after winning the Gold Medal in Olympic Beach Volleyball today.
"But Kerri...the world might find out about our little secret...our little sexy secret, that is" said Misty May.
"I don't care, Misty. I want you now. Right now, on the sand. I'm so wet right now."
"I love you Kerri."
"I love you too, Misty. Now get your ass over here for a spankin'."
(Images from...well, shit, we don't know. Who the fuck cares? Go Team USA!)