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      <title>Repository of Knowledge: ASCII Table</title>
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      <description>Why not?</description>
      <dc:creator>Tyler</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-03-21T16:57:51-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Who pwns the pwners?</title>
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      <description></description>
      <dc:creator>Tyler</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2006-11-01T10:23:39-05:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>TTA Perl Golf 3</title>
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      <description>Golf 3...another chance for Mostleet to embarass me.</description>
      <dc:creator>Tyler</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2006-10-30T12:30:29-05:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>TTA Perl Golf 2</title>
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      <description>Another Perl Golf challenge. If you know Perl, cool. If not, well, we&#039;re about to look like big nerds.</description>
      <dc:creator>Johnson</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2006-10-25T15:05:13-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Chuck Norris denies rumors, confuses fans</title>
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      <dc:creator>Johnson</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2006-10-23T17:01:44-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>TTA Perl Golf 1</title>
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      <description>Perl golf challenge, open to the public.</description>
      <dc:creator>Tyler</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2006-10-19T17:06:08-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Metric and other stuff...well, mostly other stuff</title>
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      <description>I&#039;m on a plane to Toronto right now, and the last time I was on a plane (to LA that time), I wished I had a laptop so I could ...</description>
      <dc:creator>Johnson</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2006-09-13T22:55:01-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>ORLY?</title>
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      <description>You have to be kidding me. Here&#039;s a piece of my inbox.



Sender
...</description>
      <dc:creator>Johnson</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2006-06-10T02:26:42-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Holy shit, an advice request</title>
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      <description>Pigs can have orgasms that last anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour.
Pigs, however, do not necessarily give a shit because they don&#039;t really enjoy sex and would ...</description>
      <dc:creator>Team Totally Awesome</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2006-05-26T10:14:24-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Guitar Hero II this November</title>
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      <dc:creator>Johnson</dc:creator>
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      <title>Blizzard postpones Starcraft: Ghost</title>
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      <dc:creator>Johnson</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2006-03-29T13:56:38-05:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>On rhyme and reason</title>
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      <description>Hooray, spam is back! Just a quickie today. First up, this gem just came in:
From: &quot;Lucy Rhodes&quot; 
Subject: cannabis undesirable
Date: Sat, 11 Mar 2006 ...</description>
      <dc:creator>Johnson</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2006-03-11T14:10:51-05:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Video Game Uber Fun Fun List: NeoGeo</title>
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      <description>Welcome, welcome, to another edition of the Video Games Uber Fun Fun List. Let me start off by saying that nobody thought I would get this far along on the ...</description>
      <dc:creator>Philippe</dc:creator>
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      <title>Video Game Uber Fun Fun List: Sega Saturn</title>
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      <description>In which Sega finally manages to triumph over Nintendo and then immediately gets railed from behind by the Sony Corporation

So, Sega at this point had been ...</description>
      <dc:creator>Philippe</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2006-03-05T15:26:27-05:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Video Game Uber Fun Fun List: Sega CD &amp;amp; Sega 32X</title>
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      <description>Okie doke. Well, here we have an oddity. The Sega CD and the 32X were not really consoles -- these were peripherals for the Sega Genesis. I debated on whether ...</description>
      <dc:creator>Philippe</dc:creator>
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      <title>Are you supposed to ask this question?</title>
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      <description>I have a small penis but wan to talk to girls.  every time they see it they laugh.  what should i do?

-- andrew
...</description>
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      <dc:date>2006-01-03T00:45:57-05:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>En anglais, s&#039;il vous pla&amp;icirc;t</title>
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      <description>Oh shit, it looks like we&#039;ve gone international again. Can someone translate this? I&#039;m too lazy.</description>
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      <title>Video Game Uber Fun Fun List: Sega Game Gear</title>
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      <description>Welcome, everyone, to another exciting edition of the ol&#039; Video Games Uber Fun Fun list! Fairly fast but fun article for you, here. Today we travel back to 1991...I&#039;ve already ...</description>
      <dc:creator>Philippe</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-12-18T00:13:51-05:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Offers you can&#039;t refuse</title>
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      <description>Sometimes you have to make do with what you get. Spam isn&#039;t quite as magical as it used to be, I&#039;m afraid.</description>
      <dc:creator>Johnson</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-23T09:40:52-05:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Should I just bend over, then?</title>
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      <description>Here&#039;s a gem from the growing archive of advice requests.</description>
      <dc:creator>Team Totally Awesome</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-20T23:39:31-05:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>What do I do when free shit isn&#039;t enough?</title>
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      <description>Well, looks like it&#039;s a near-unanimous decision.</description>
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      <dc:date>2005-11-20T23:26:10-05:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Magical Sex School: Incest</title>
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      <description>We at Team Totally Awesome sometimes find ourselves in an odd position. Should we report on the things that &quot;normal&quot; people find acceptable? Or should we sometimes venture into the ...</description>
      <dc:creator>Philippe</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-20T23:14:28-05:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Video Game Uber Fun Fun List: Atari Jaguar</title>
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      <description>Welcome, friends, welcome. Welcome to another fine addition of the Video Games Uber Fun Fun List! Before I get to the article at hand, let me just make sure that ...</description>
      <dc:creator>Philippe</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-20T22:40:55-05:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Mr. IT Gigolo, we salute you</title>
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      <description></description>
      <dc:creator>Johnson</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-16T16:00:47-05:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Repository of Knowledge: Texas Holdem Hand Rankings</title>
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      <description>Texas Holdem starting hand rankings, from best to worst.</description>
      <dc:creator>Tyler</dc:creator>
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      <title>Lying, Cheating and Stealing from the angels now. You will be missed, Eddie</title>
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      <dc:creator></dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-13T19:43:28-05:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Philippe&#039;s review of the NYC Apple Store</title>
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      <description>Philippe visits the Apple Store and meets a &quot;Genius.&quot;</description>
      <dc:creator>Philippe</dc:creator>
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      <title>Wired presents The Top Ten Computer Bugs Ever</title>
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      <dc:date>2005-11-08T12:50:02-05:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Video Game Uber Fun Fun List: Colecovision</title>
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      <description>I&#039;m going to let you in on something. It&#039;s a dark secret I&#039;ve held for quite some time. Here we go. All cards on the table, people.

...</description>
      <dc:creator>Philippe</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-06T11:40:20-05:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Hats and boobs (SFW)</title>
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      <description>Holy shit, it&#039;s fan mail.</description>
      <dc:creator>Team Totally Awesome</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-03T08:25:30-05:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>I totally saw Hilary Duff</title>
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      <description>Totally. We were having lunch and wine (well, I wasn&#039;t having wine because alcohol is just gross) at an outdoor cafe in the plaza ...</description>
      <dc:creator>Johnson</dc:creator>
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      <title>Gentlemen, Behold! The Pumpkin PC</title>
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      <title>CC Deville is in Jail</title>
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      <description></description>
      <dc:creator></dc:creator>
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      <title>News on the Space Elevator</title>
      <link>http://www.wired.com/news/space/0,2697,69339,00.html?tw=rss.TEK</link>
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      <dc:creator></dc:creator>
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      <title>Star Wars and Martin Luther King Jr. Together at Last</title>
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      <dc:creator></dc:creator>
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      <title>The End of the Lightbulb? (And with it Bulbism...sorry tyler)</title>
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      <title>The Bluetooth vibrator. A perfect blend of all things TTA.</title>
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      <dc:creator></dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-19T03:02:42-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Stem Cells. The swellest of all cells.</title>
      <link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/18/AR2005101801598.html?nav=rss_print/asection</link>
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      <dc:creator></dc:creator>
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      <title>Scarefest: Could Condi Rice be our next V.P.?</title>
      <link>http://www.usnews.com/usnews/news/articles/051018/18whwatch.htm?track=rss</link>
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      <dc:creator></dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-18T19:56:52-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Strippers!</title>
      <link>http://www.teamtotallyawesome.com/op_ed/264?source=rss</link>
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      <description>I want you to imagine a bar. There are drinks, there are people smoking cigars, and the place has a good number of people. Now I&#039;d like you to imagine ...</description>
      <dc:creator>Philippe</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-16T19:33:40-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>240% profiteerings</title>
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      <description>A very special advice request from a very special &quot;karl olsen.&quot;</description>
      <dc:creator>Team Totally Awesome</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-16T18:50:28-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Gentlemen, behold! The Robo M.U.L.E.!</title>
      <link>http://www.defensetech.org/archives/001876.html</link>
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      <description></description>
      <dc:creator></dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-15T06:08:58-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>ATHF costumes mention in USI paper</title>
      <link>http://www.teamtotallyawesome.com/news/261?source=rss</link>
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      <description>Mz. Leah Barr was kind enough to write to us a few days ago and request permission to mention us in an article she was writing for the University of ...</description>
      <dc:creator>Johnson</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-12T15:45:16-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Wallace &amp;amp; Gromit studios burn down</title>
      <link>http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/20051011/112905234000.html</link>
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      <description></description>
      <dc:creator>Johnson</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-11T13:30:50-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Does the FBI care about pot anymore?</title>
      <link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/10/AR2005101001396.html?nav=rss_print/asection</link>
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      <dc:date>2005-10-11T13:16:53-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Update on Asian earthquake</title>
      <link>http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4330488.stm</link>
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      <dc:creator></dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-11T13:14:16-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Evil NASA space droids</title>
      <link>http://vesuvius.jsc.nasa.gov/er_er/html/robonaut/robonaut.html</link>
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      <dc:creator></dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-11T13:12:54-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Harriet Miers: Bush&#039;s personal cheerleader</title>
      <link>http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/11/politics/politicsspecial1/11archive.html?ex=1286683200&amp;en=4e918943bfe924ee&amp;ei=5088&amp;partner=rssnyt&amp;emc=rss</link>
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      <dc:date>2005-10-11T13:09:26-04:00</dc:date>    
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      <title>Video Game Uber Fun Fun List: Sega Genesis</title>
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