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Mixed signals

Author: Team Totally Awesome
Posted: 26 Jul 2004

i've been seeing somone for close to a year, but it was decided a while back that we were supposed to be "just friends" however, nothing between us had changed. Both of us have walked on egg shells around the subject, but on occaision he would slip up and refer to himself as my boyfriend, or me as his girlfriend. We recently discussed this after an incident involving me, liquor and an old friend, and he said that we WERE together. Later however, we were talking with a mutual friend, and he said "she's not completely my lady"... i can't take the confusion and lack of decision on his part!!! What should i do?

A confused little lady


Philippe
This isn't all that confusing. The question you have to ask yourself is this: what do you want? You say you're seeing each other but you're just friends. Does that mean that you're fuck buddies?

It doesn't matter all that much, actually. In this instance it sounds like you have "hand." It also sounds like he wants "hand" and is trying to trick you into believing he has it.

If you want to date the dude, then tell him flat out that you're boyfriend and girlfriend and if he doesn't like that, then it's over. If you don't want to date him, then tell him flat-out "Look, I enjoy being your fuck buddy, but that's all we are, so if I get drunk with a former lover and you get upset then it's not my fault. Stop being a pussy and go get some, yourself."

Bottom line, dude's gotta step up or get out of the picture and, at this point, it's your call.

Tyler
I may be reading too much into this situation, and I also hate women, but keep this phrase in mind: you can't turn a whore into a housewife.

Tony
Personally, I think the only way to get a firm grip on the situation to fuck someone else or, at the very least, make out with them. Gauge his reaction to that. Really, if you're "not completely" together, then he can't really get upset, now can he? And if he does, you can act confused, telling him you weren't aware of all the facts concerning your relationship. If he doesn't get upset, then you'll know for certain.

So yeah, get freaky with someone else, maybe a bunch of people. Ever hear about the special TTA shirt you can only get by collecting us all?

Johnson
I second Tony's shirt idea if you're hot. Otherwise, yeah, what is there to say, here? Take charge of your life. I spent too many years doing stupid shit that I thought I should be doing instead of doing what I wanted to do. Don't do that, nobody likes that. Well, except for your psycho girlfriend at the time. She LOVES that shit. Where was I? Oh yeah. Uh, like, be you and be only you. Drink Sprite. And stuff.

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