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Author: Team Totally Awesome
Posted: 03 Jan 2006

I have a small penis but wan to talk to girls. every time they see it they laugh. what should i do?

-- andrew

Shave your pubes and learn how to work it, dude. Some chicks actually like a smaller unit, you're just gonna have to sift through and find them. If you're really super good at eating pussy, many girls will deal with a smaller dick even if it's not their first choice, at least for a while. And keep in shape... for every 40 pounds overweight a man is, his fat deposits swallow up an inch of his penis from the bottom up. But really, the penis does not make the man. Just ask Buck Angel. ;)

Assuming you haven't already, and this isn't a pathetic attempt to solicit a "story" to jerk off to, you could develop a penis humiliation fetish. That way when they laugh at you, you'll be getting off on it.

Well, i'm going to go with the obvious here and say you don't have to worry about size when you are talking to girls. Hell, you don't even have to worry about the size when getting it on with girls. I've been with men who are...smaller than average. There is always the mental question of 'oh, is this going to be pleasurable at all?', but that's mostly ingrained societal bullshit. It's not a big deal as long as they know what they are doing. For instance, not only are there a lot of different things you can do in the bedroom to give your lady-friend pleasure (oral sex, stimulation with the hand, etc...) There are lots of things you can do to make your penis feel larger inside the woman (for instance, angles work wonders...if you boost a girl up with a few pillows things might just be won't BE bigger per se, but you will FEEL bigger). But to be truthful, if women are laughing at you because of size there's one of two things you can do: laugh with them, and then show them how much you can do, or the favorite: 'tell them to fuck off and that they don't deserve the pleasure you could give' approach. Bitchy girls like that are so lame. Good luck, my friend, and i'm sure you'll find someone who will appreciate what you have to give.

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