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Boyfriend cheating on you? Wondering whether or not to have an affair? What to do about that pesky girl that crept into your room last night and you were both drunk enough to not even realize who exactly the other person is, then waking up in the morning to find out that you slept with your neighbor and she's now pregnant?

Why not ask four drunks with no morals! We're waiting to lead you into the light. Unfortunately, we're no longer taking submissions for advice. Thanks for the years of intrigue, though.

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